Old Mr. Johnson had troubles of his own, |
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He gave it to a man going up in a balloon,
He told him for to take it to the man in the moon,
The balloon came down about 90 miles away,
Where he is now, well I dare not say.
But the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a gonna
But the cat came back, it just couldn't stay away.
He gave it to a little boy with a dollar note,
Told him for to take it up the river in a boat;
They tied a rope around its neck, it must have weighed a pound,
Now they dragged the river for a little boy that's drowned.
But the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a gonna
But the cat came back, it just couldn't stay away.
He gave it to a man going way out west,
Told him for to take it to the one he loved the best;
First the train hit the curve, then it jumped the rail,
Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale.
But the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a gonna
But the cat came back, it just couldn't stay away.
The cat it had some company one night out in the yard,
Someone threw a boot-jack, and they threw it mighty hard,
It caught the cat behind the ear, she thought it rather slight,
When along came a brick-bat and knocked the cat out of sight.
But the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a gonna
But the cat came back, it just couldn't stay away.
Away across the ocean they did send the cat at last,
Vessel only out a day and making the water fast;
People all began to pray, the boat began to toss,
A great big gust of wind came by and every soul was lost.
But the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a gonna
But the cat came back, it just couldn't stay away.
On a telegraph wire, sparrows sitting in a bunch,
The cat was feeling hungry, thought she'd like em for a lunch.
Climbing softly up the pole, and when she reached the top,
Put her foot upon the electric wire, which tied her in a knot.
But the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a gonna
But the cat came back, it just couldn't stay away.
The cat was a possessor of a family of its own,
With seven little kittens, 'til there came a cyclone;
Blew the houses all apart and tossed the cat around,
The air was full of kittens, and not a one was ever found.
But the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a gonna
But the cat came back, it just couldn't stay away.